musings and one liners


George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are dining in a restaurant. A rather pretty waitress walks over and asks them for their selections. Cheney orders a heart-healthy salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and whispers, “Honey, how ’bout a quickie?”

The waitress glares at the president and goes off on an insanely belittling lecture about how she thought that administration in the whitehouse would be more moral and less pig-headed since Clinton, and then storms off.

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are speechless. Cheney then leans over to Bush and whispers, “sir, I believe it’s prounounced ‘quiche’.”
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